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DAY 7: Favorite planet…
it’s where the fucking ewoks live. is any more of an explanation needed.
DAY 6: Favorite ship…
THE MILLENNIUM FALCON
SHUT THE FUCK UP LUKE NOBODY ASKED YOUR OPINION YOU FLOPPY HAIRED BITCH
what else? the falcon is the underdog rebel ship. it doesn’t work all that great sometimes, but that’s just part of its character. like your first car.
plus, it can outmaneuver the scary empire ships and hide on their bellies. it also has a fucking virtual chess set thing.
and it can go inside giant space worm mouths. and destroy a planet-sized evil base.
DAY 5: Favorite droid…
is he a droid? is he an ANdroid? is he an organic being? WHO KNOWS.
what matters is that he’s totally badass.
first off, he collects lightsabers (granted, they’re from jedis he’s killed. SEMANTICS.) who wouldn’t collect lightsabers? who doesn’t have that on their fucking bucket list?
i also love the fact that he has robot and “human” characteristics (human is in parentheses because who knows what the fuck he is and also humans are not the only KNOWN intelligent beings in the Star Wars universe). he has eyes and organs like a living being, but then robot limbs.
not to mention he can DETACH PARTS OF HIS ARMS TO BRANCH OFF INTO OTHER ARMS SO HE CAN FIGHT WITH SEVERAL FUCKING LIGHTSABERS AT ONCE
i have no clue what grievous’ backstory is. but i have a headcanon:
General Grievous was originally a completely synthetic robot. however, he longed to be living. through this desire, he went to the most powerful authorities in the universe (the pre-sith, or whatever they are; i forget, it’s been awhile. just… whoever count doku is with) to fulfill his wish. they give him organs. as we know, organs are incredibly picky when it comes to new hosts. due to this, grievous’ organic parts aren’t fully functional — the reason for all his hacking and wheezing. in return for these procedures, grievous pledges his undying loyalty to… the pre-sith or whatever the fuck it is.
DAY 4: Favorite Jedi…
hahaha sorry not sorry.
mace is the only black guy in the universe (i am assuming lando isn’t alive yet, and i am also assuming mace is his father.)
HE HAS A PURPLE FUCKING LIGHTSABER. there is nothing i want more in life than that.
DAY 3: Favorite member of the Empire…
possibly the most iconic villain in movie history. it would be impossible for me to choose anybody else. james earl jones’ voice is as smooth as it is menacing. i think we’d all like a voice amplifier that turns us into deep baritones. hmmm yes.
also, we see Vader (AKA Anakin, as we all know) grow as a person. there was always good in him. in the end, it wins out over the darkness. and, just as prophesized, he kills Palpatine. he dies a hero’s death.
DAY 2: Favorite member of the Rebellion…
obviously. the rogue smuggler who don’t follow no rules. he’s a trope, but goddammit, what a trope. we all love him. harrison ford is amazing. donE.
DAY 1: Favorite character…
OBI-WAN “BEN” KENOBI
he seems to be the most reasonable and affable character in the series. plus he has some sass to him — which he holds onto throughout both sagas.
also ewan macgregor is hot as all fucK.
DAY 23: Your favorite thing about Sherlock…
i can’t get over how much care was put into this show. it’s astounding. i come from a place where entertainment seems to be just a factory, a money machine that feeds us shit and profits from it.
this show is done so lovingly. it’s clear when you’re watching it, when you’re seeing the actors. i wish there were more shows like this.
DAY 22: Favorite female actor…
she’s amazing. want an example?
can i just. can i be her when i grow up…?
DAY 21: Favorite male actor…
yeah yeah bendy dick is hawt and all that.
BUT THIS MAN. FUCK.
irish accents just ruin me. so do the irish. so do men with dark hair and dark eyes. scott is basically everything i’ve ever wanted ever.
not to mention he’s an insanely good actor. holy SHIT. he’s amazing. moriarty is one of the best performances i’ve ever seen. he was in a radio program drama called “cock” (ehehehehe) and was fantastic too.
UGHH I WANT HIM