not the jasmin tea!: Archive

blackbirdmcnight:

it’s all fun and games until international committee allows russia to hold the next olympics

#i mean enjoy your baby opening #but just keep in mind that 2 years from now your mind will be utterly blown ok #it’s not just a figure of speech #i mean it #there’ll probably be putin hosting the entire show #lighting the fire and participating in competitions #and like 2 million little putins will be jumpng off the walls of a stadium like little ninja #DON’T FORGET DANCING BEARS #ok i’ll stop now

Jul 27, 201210 notes

#oh i hope so

TINY CHATTTTTTTTT - I am aware of your going away. WHERE ARE YOU OFF TO, YOU SEXY PERSON?

OHOHOHOHO ;D i’m going to a place called cape cod

((it’s the hooky part! :3 also spot all the british-named places! xD))

i’m going somewhere near provincetown and a town called sandwich

Jul 27, 2012

#i also like to go to nantucket which is the crescent-shaped island #i'll be back in a week!

badwolfofbaskerville replied to your post: whenever i see mitt romney on tv, i like to play…

i dont know much about him other than the fact that he slagged off my country - i find it funny how british people are always talking about how shit it is here but if SOMEONE ELSE SAYS ANYTHING THEN ITS A BIG ‘FUCK YOU’ TO THEM

he’s kind of like the guy everyone knows who is totally socially inept and says horrible, awkward things when he’s nervous and uncomfortable and he’ll try to please everyone. a guy at my school, his dad was roommates with mitt in college and says he’s actually a really great guy. HE JUST NEEDS TO KNOW WHEN TO STOP TALKING.

((but yeahh, that pisses me off — the whole british thing. i didn’t know about that… :I))

Jul 27, 2012

whenever i see mitt romney on tv, i like to play the game: oh god mitty please for the love of god just stop talking shut your mouth and just stand there and look pretty alright can you do that for me oh jesus no stop stop STOP

Jul 27, 20121 note

#it's like watching your dad trying to act cool

overheardinsouthie:

“There’s like a five-year age difference there. He’s old enough to be her dad.”

Jul 27, 20122 notes

Jul 27, 201268,343 notes

#this man is probably my favorite character of all fucking time.

Jul 27, 20122,594 notes

einsteinonacid:

omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all people with periods because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about $240 a year and we have to spend it and people without periods don’t and it’s not our fault so they should be free

we should just stop buying them and bleed on everything they love

Fucking YES

At the very least the UK can stop taxing them as a “luxury item”

OMFG REALLY???! ^^

that’s horrible…

I KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO.

walk around with no pads and tampons in protest.

Jul 27, 2012141,152 notes

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