December 2011
Jack Nicholson's Joker was theatrical.
I found myself laughing and smiling at him throughout Batman. He did a great job and was definitely the best part of that movie.
Heath Ledger was not theatrical.
He was scary as fuck.
I’d have like a heart attack every time he appeared.
He was amazing.
I TOLD YOU TO LAY OFF THE BEANS YOU WHORE
I ONLY WANT THREE CANS!!
[This took waaay too long]
November 2011
Mary
YAYYY! My aunt’s name is Mary. She has cerebral palsy and lives in Pennsylvania. i only get to see her like two times a year. she has it pretty bad and is also deaf. recently she has started grinding her teeth and it drives me insane xD
Ha, ok. Uhm... Steve.
yaayyy! I have a family friend named Steve. He used to be insane. He’d like attack me and my sister and wrestle his brother (who didn’t want any part of it). he was a psycho xD now he’s alright. he has a much younger girlfriend AND I DISAPPROVE.
The Penis Song...
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis…
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy, It’s divine to own a dick…
From the tiniest little tagder, to the world’s biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas!
HOORAY for your one eyed trouser snake…
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend, your Percy or your cock…