Paul McDerpney

I'm Emma -- a half-bred, brown-eyed New England native with short legs and scabby knees. Get ready for some retro stuff like The Pythons, The Beatles, The Monkees etc., awesome animals, amusing anecdotes, SNL skits/ alum, hot guys (I'm lookin' at The Nez, Joj Harrysun, Eric Idle, Phil Hartman; I could go on) and POKEMANZ!! I wish to reach the motherland (England) one day, seeing as I was raised on its comedy and music. I also lust for its men.

TAGS

attractive men!

awesome women!

paul mcderpney!

challenges!


COOL FRIENDS O MINE

J-bish

Heathaaaa

My wife

Future Mrs. Edwards

Nat in the Hat

Mike and John's Lovechild

The Sad Eeyore

May 23, 2012 4:20 pm
did-yuo-kno:

Please, for the sake of the easily offended, don’t make jokes on Tumblr! This is a place for reblogging pictures of Starbucks, Uggs, and girls in bikinis, NOT humor!

did-yuo-kno:

Please, for the sake of the easily offended, don’t make jokes on Tumblr! This is a place for reblogging pictures of Starbucks, Uggs, and girls in bikinis, NOT humor!

4:18 pm

“I had no ambition when I was a kid other than to play guitar and get in a rock ‘n’ roll band. I don’t really like to be the guy in the white suit at the front. Like in the Beatles, I was the one who kept quiet at the back and let the other egos be at the front”

“I had no ambition when I was a kid other than to play guitar and get in a rock ‘n’ roll band. I don’t really like to be the guy in the white suit at the front. Like in the Beatles, I was the one who kept quiet at the back and let the other egos be at the front”

(Source: annyskod, via cheap-pine)

4:11 pm May 22, 2012 10:21 pm
did-yuo-kno:

remnantsofstars:

I wonder if he ever wondered if that’s been in a stripper’s ass or not… 

If it has then it could also contribute to his 4-6 daily servings of booty.

I AM GOIGNT O HELL FOR LAIUGHING FSO HARSXD

did-yuo-kno:

remnantsofstars:

I wonder if he ever wondered if that’s been in a stripper’s ass or not… 

If it has then it could also contribute to his 4-6 daily servings of booty.

I AM GOIGNT O HELL FOR LAIUGHING FSO HARSXD

10:20 pm

infinite-in-faculties:

Evans sounds like he knows from experience in the last gif.

(via keen-on-boys)

10:15 pm
utpian:

I can’t wait for the people who take these facts seriously to start trying to correct them. I’m laughing in advance.

^^^ I KNOW RIGHT.
looking at the notes and laughing soooo hard xD

utpian:

I can’t wait for the people who take these facts seriously to start trying to correct them. I’m laughing in advance.

^^^ I KNOW RIGHT.

looking at the notes and laughing soooo hard xD

(Source: did-yuo-kno)

10:15 pm
did-yuo-kno:

belugawhalesandshinythings:

what happens when you don’t masturbate but you still can’t see the red circle?! Does it mean that my brain masturbates for me?!?!? WHAT IS THIS?!

If you say you don’t masturbate but you don’t see the circle, it means that not only are you a FILTHY LIAR but you are also a chronic masturbator. In other words, you’re going to hell. 

OMGF

did-yuo-kno:

belugawhalesandshinythings:

what happens when you don’t masturbate but you still can’t see the red circle?! Does it mean that my brain masturbates for me?!?!? WHAT IS THIS?!

If you say you don’t masturbate but you don’t see the circle, it means that not only are you a FILTHY LIAR but you are also a chronic masturbator. In other words, you’re going to hell. 

OMGF

10:12 pm 8:51 pm
fuckyeahdementia:

> combo bonus <

fuckyeahdementia:

> combo bonus <

8:51 pm
"I’m never going to believe I’m 70, I don’t care what you say…There’s a little cell in my brain that’s never going to believe that…You get the argument ‘Make way for the young kids…And you think, ‘Fuck that, let them make way for themselves. If they’re better than me, they’ll beat me.’"

Paul McCartney on turning 70 years old in June of 2012.  (via pauliterotica)

(Source: Rolling Stone, via pauliterotica)